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Sundin? Are you Kiddin?!

Posted in Sports with tags , , , , , , on January 20, 2008 by bsbp

The talk among league executives is crafty Philly GM Paul Holmgren might be willing to send C Jeff Carter and No. 1 pick to the Leafs in exchange for Sundin if the Flyers fail to bring back free-agent C Peter Forsberg.

Bruce Garrioch is reporting that whispers among league executives indicate the Flyers might be willing to trade for Sundin if Forsberg doesn’t come back.

 In related news Steve Downie’s tears may cure cancer and both Derian Hatcher and Jason Smith may be early prototypes of the terminator cyborg. We’ll of course get the answers to all of this when:

 A: Paul Homgren’s brain falls from his ear in a ‘Ren & Stimpy’ like moment and he actually trades Carter and a #1 for Sundin.

B: Steve Downie miraculously generates tear ducts.

 C: Smith and Hatcher make witty spanglish references on shift changes.

 Chuck Norris might actually push the earth down when he does push ups as well. Thank god for publishing standards.